Bomis Rejected Slogans

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Here is a list of slogans that are not Bomis slogans:

1. Concerned about Attention Defecit Disord...ohh look, a web ring.
2. Preferred by transvestite motorcycle nuns.
3. We are the knights that say: Bomis!
4. A site without slogans is like a ship without seamen.
5. Press ctrl, alt, del. for a suprise
6. Some assembly required. (C and BASIC for everything else)
7. Lord of the rings
8. Yahoo died on this spot.
9. Protecting children from fascism.
10. The evolution of Bomis: Thumbis-Drummis-Bummis-Pummace-Umis-Gumis-Hummus-Xena-Bomis
11. Look! Up in the sky! Hey, where's my wallet?
12. Bomis up, Scotty.
13. Pass through as does the gall stone.
14. I got you, "Babe/."
15. It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant!
16. All the world is a Bomis, and we are merely surfers.
17. As the world turns, these are the days of your life - you're on candid camera.
18. Right makes might.
19. Don't bring us your weak, your poor, your huddled masses. The management.
20. ....and then I found her dead on the gearshift.
21. Submission is futile. (No, wait - that's a Yahoo slogan.)
22. You keep doing what you've been doing. We'll keep doing your mom.
23. Just give us a reason to hurt you.
24. May we father your child?
25. Pasta, Antipasta, Bomis.
26. My bologna has a first name its B-O-M-I-S. My bologna has a second name its B-O-M-I-S.
27. The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On....
28. Here Across Death's Other River, Bomis shakes its spear.
29. We are the six-fingered alien anti-christ.
30. The chlorine in the gene pool.
31. Bomis won't make sexual advances on your daughter (unless she's pretty)
32. Can be of value only when used in conjunction with a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene. Even then it's iffy.
33. Hungarian for "Yakskin panties"
34. The father, the son, the holy ghost, the dog, the neighbors, and Bomis.
35. I know we're great, but try to contain yourself.
36. Your face reminds me of my butt.
37. Tricking suckers into giving us free slogans for nearly ten years.
38. We put little elves in your computer to make it run better. Just remember to feed them.
39. Submission being the operative word...
40. Greedy bastards.
41. Anything less would be Yahoo!
42. Where websurfing is a baffling ordeal.
43. All pink, all the time.
44. We just don't like you.
45. You've logged on to hell.
46. Frankly we just don't give a damn.
47. We're just four hairy monkeys (and against hairless monkeys).
48. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that Bomis is dangerous to conformity.
49. All followers will henceforth be known as Lyle!
50. Then I found Bomis..........which was nice.
51. Bom is.Com will be
52. We throb with Nietzschean virtue.
53. Somebody's going to exploit you. It might as well be us.
54. Like a Cole Porter medley gone terribly wrong.
55. I can't help thinking we're not antelope.
56. Starting with an infinite regression of causation and working back from there.
57. Where the skeletons in the closet are swept under the carpet.
58. I thought my disease was terminal. Then I heard about Bomis.
59. Death by computing.
60. Because we care.... about ourselves.
61. All slogans must be approved by our panel of howler monkeys.
62. All howlers must be approved by our panel of slogan monkeys.
63. We're really a dating game for atheists.
64. Spelled backwards: that's mocsimob..which is Arabic for "my arm was on fire..now it ain't...let's all go curling!"
65. Bomis Maximus.
66. File under "Degradation".
67. The ultimate weapon against stupidity.
68. Just stick it in me.
69. No animals, except monkeys, were harmed during the making of Bomis.
70. We came up with the name for Legos, too.
71. Slogans based on data from Mozilla.
72. Bomis sucks. Just kidding--wait! No! AAAAGHH!!
73. We used to be jiggy, now we're puffy.
74. Prone to dancing, but otherwise safe for rabbits.
75. It'll make you laugh. It'll make you cry. It dislocated my kneecap.
76. Eat My Big Beautiful Succulent Juicy Bomis.
77. See Mob. See Mob Rob. Mob. Bom. See. Is. Bomis. See Bomis.
78. More clubbable than a baby seal.
79. Here at Bomis we're all naked. That's ok, though, because we're chimps.
80. Kills grandmas dead.
81. We're ruthless - no one here named Ruth.
82. Bomis is PEOPLE!!! It's PEEEEOOOPPLLLLEEE!
83. Meandering through cyberspace like a badger on booze.
84. Where the bare foot of hope meets the dog turd of destiny.
85. The truth is not available at this time. Please hang up and try again later.
86. Safe sex in the palm of your hand.
87. Use of Bomis constitutes acceptance of all terms under which it was issued.
88. Bomis is a mirror image of the mirror image of the Bomis in you.
89. Stop us before we kill again.
90. Puberty for adults!
91. One third less vowels than our competitors web site.
92. The wonderful thing about Bomis, is Bomis are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! But the most wonderful thing about Bomis is I'm the only one.
93. You've found Bomis. Now seek counseling...
94. The meaning of life without all the recursive function theory and mathematical logic.
95. Cannot be used in Scrabble.
96. We put the "i" in "Shiite"
97. The ancient Egyptians never used Bomis and now they are all dead.
98. I think so Brain, but if we follow Bomis to the ends of the earth, won't we fall off?
99. I say we nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.
100. I'm pink, therefore I'm ham.
101. We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
102. I feel pithy, oh so pithy. I feel pithy, and witty, and gay!
103. Strong enough for a man, but made for a man in drag.
104. Like Gore-Tex, but with more Gore.
105. The end is near. And it has "Bomis" tattooed all over it.
106. Stupid like a fox.
107. snap snap, green green, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
108. Home of caged beets and the Universal Walrus.
109. It walks like a duck, talks like a duck, yet amazingly, it's not a duck.
110. Bite my shiney metal ass!
111. Better than a lunar eclipse in your pants.
112. No shirt, No shoes, No service...No pants, No Problem.
113. Your mom would call it quaint.
114. A Bomis is to monkeys as an astronaut is to ham salad.
115. Serving you since the Dawn of Time (Jan 1, 1970)
116. Good Girls Eat. Bad Girls Get Eaten.
117. We'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
118. Bomis is a concept by which we measure our pain.
119. If God had wanted us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
120. Where you can touch yourself with the invisible hand.
121. It's not easy to avoid typos, bu tits fun to.
122. We love to be exhibitionists, and it shows.
123. You're not the boss of me.
124. The seven invisible 'k's are silent, too.
125. Four out of five Elvis impersonators prefer Bomis.
126. I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. But I'll be plucking pheasants when the pheasant plucker's gone.
127. Like network television, but without the crap.
128. Your lubricant for social intercourse.
129. We were the first to create a vector based semi-eliptical logo.
130. Throw all monkeys overboard!
131. Look ma! No flux capacitator!
132. Easier than ten-dimensional symmetry breaking.
133. Bomis is Latin for 'internet portal site'.
134. Don't count your pussies before they're snatched.
135. Kent...this is God again.
136. In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream. But Bomis can read your lips.
137. Touching the youth of America... where it "tingles"
138. We reserve the right to offend you at any time for any reason.
139. The Free Lunch costs: $2.95
140. An equal opportunity exploiter.
141. Its not how the clock turns, its how its stroked at midnight.
142. That Bomis is a bad mutha, shut your mouth, but I'm just talking about Bomis.
143. They called us mad - but look who's pointing a cathode ray at you right now!
144. Although you can't hear them, the Millions and Millions of Bomis users are chanting our name silently to themselves in their minds.
145. Your parents put it together. That's why you're here today.
146. Socrates is mortal. My dog is mortal. Therefore, my dog is Socrates.
147. Bomis will follow you home and eat your sister.
148. Over 98% of registered Republicans have never heard of us.
149. Tomorrow we again embark upon the boundless sea. But for now, babes.
150. Friends don't let friends eat other friends.
151. We're still laughing at those light brigade fools.
152. Miscounting sheep since 1897.
153. My grandmother still uses Yahoo, and she's been dead for three years.
154. Elementary, my dear fuck face.
155. Flying badgers wrecked my love life.
156. In it for the long haul (or until we get bored).
157. We have gray-green skin and we are breeding dwarves.
158. Friend to the friendless, home to the homeless, neck to the necklace.
159. Cleanliness is next to godliness, but godliness is next to Bomis.
160. Boldly thrusting where no man has thrust before.
161. Gives new meaning to the word isosceles.
162. I thought I was alone in this world, and then Bomis stepped on my neck.
163. A vote for Bomis is a vote for crippled kittens everywhere.
164. After the penguins complained Bomis can no longer visit the south pole.
165. Ask Bomis for the truth about cats and dogs and you'll get a kick in the teeth.
166. My portal site has a first name, it's B-o-m-i-s. My portal site has a second name it's B-o-m-i-s.
167. We hate you and everything you stand for :-)
168. A slogan a day keeps the church folk away.
169. Like geniuses, we are misunderstood. However, that is the only way we are like geniuses.
170. The unseemly part of God's great plan.
171. The sound of one head clapping.
172. Y2K will hit any minute now...we promise!
173. Not just evil - diabolically evil.
174. It counted towards our community service.
175. SuperHuman Powers included with first order (void where prohibited).
176. Bomis rhymes with Jesus.
177. Faces are not for sitting on.
178. Your irregular heartbeat is really us saying "Hey bud, thinkin' of you".
179. When everyone in China is out to get you, Bomis will keep you safe.
180. Not just good, but damn good! Now kneel!
181. Still trying to tell that Winston Churchill anecdote, if certain people would just SHUT UP!
182. Bomis will steal your heart, and may do weird things with your spleen, too.
183. 42 percent less evil than the man standing behind you.
184. Have you hugged your neighbor's wife today?
185. Inheriting the earth in six foot plots for over 2000 years.
186. We put the ease in sleaze.
187. We came, we saw, we babbled something incomprehensible and lost our chance to go out with a supermodel.
188. From the people who sold your ancestors for money.
189. Where the forces of light and darkness struggle to see who gets to go first.
190. Voted most likely to win the 'most likely to win a self-referential award' award.
191. The probability of your reading this entire slogan is rapidly approaching 1.
192. Faker than Pam's tits.
193. Member of the Industrial Waste Anti-defamation League.
194. The probability of Bomis is greater than one.
195. Locked up for life, and writing slogans for Bomis.
196. Our badger patrol can beat up your beaver patrol.
197. There are two types of people in this world, and they both suck.
198. Your army of sock puppets will never stop us now!
199. I was so good she screamed out Bomis instead of my name.
200. The Kreb's Citric Acid Cycle will never be the same.
201. Because some clowns don't wear underwear.
202. Bomis knows if you're naughty or nice, and naked.
203. When the trumpets sound, we'll be playing keyboards and singing backup.
204. Bomis is brought to you by the letter B and by the Number 1.
205. Without Bomis there could be no fish.
206. If God is good, why does he allow Bomis?
207. 1/3rd irony, 1/3rd ingenuity, 2/3rds top heavy fractions.
208. Putting the 'fun' in 'fundamentally evil'.
209. Wherefore art thou, badger-breath?
210. Cosmic irony minus Bomis equals badger pelt panties.
211. The badger in you brings out the badger hound in me.
212. Now with a larger slogan submission field! And yes, we've already seen the "It was the best of times..." slogan so cork it.
213. Bomis is like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride.
214. In the future, Bomis will supply the lasers we eat.
215. More popular than Jesus Christ.
216. Like you, but not despised by nearly everyone.
217. Là où les valeurs francaises traditionnel sont raillées.
218. We walk on water, eat bullets, & shit ice cream!
219. I claim this land in the name of Bomis!
220. All I hear you saying is WONK WONK WONK, doesn't apply to Bomis, WONK WONK WONK.
221. Fried Bomis, boiled Bomis, broiled Bomis, Bomis burgers, Bomis soup, Bomis stew...
222. Mommy wow! I'm a big boy now!
223. Because this country shouldn't go down, just cause a Bomis intern did.
224. "Hi", said Bomis, "Wanna play!"
225. Coming straight out of Omaha, and scared to death.
226. Can you please tell your slogan to stop licking me!
227. Your slogan was in my backyard, again!
228. You've got a might pretty Bomis, don't you boy?
229. Hi, my name is Pabomisul. The bomis is silent.
230. I can't play with you cause my mom saw your slogan.
231. Invent a better trapdoor, and they'll beat a mouse on your path.
232. So, if Bomis weighs the same as a duck...
233. How many slogans does it take to get to the center of a moron's brain...1...2...3...4...5...the world may never know....
234. Pure evil, but in a happy, sunshine kinda way.
235. This slogan was brought to you by the letter X and the number 3.
236. On the 4 billionth day, God said, "Let there be Bomis".
237. Without Bomis, the internet would flat out suck.
238. Mommy says we're special, but Daddy calls us crap.
239. Is that a howler monkey in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
240. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just surfing Bomis?
241. Fish and guests smell after three days. Bomis smells in under two!
242. If you ever see a Bomis walking down the street, please, give it a hug.
243. You can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
244. Causes cancer in laboratory rats. Now they're suing us.
245. We sold out. You should too.
246. Prepare to say "Weeeeeee! Ouch! Weeeeeee! Ouch! Weeeeee! Ouch!"
247. Monkeys now $4.99 a bag.
248. Anybody know a five-letter word for the epitome of the net?
249. Bomis; Cthulhu. Coincidence? I think not...
250. Moist with anticipation.
251. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
252. Certified evil.
253. When history looks back on us they will remember we wasted everone's time.
254. Bomis is not tested on live animals, just bad little boys and girls.
255. Dirty bastards at B*m!s never choose our slogans!
256. Jesus slept here.
257. Bomis hates you. Now go away!
258. You may remember us from such web rings as "naked midgets" and "tatooed biker wenches".
259. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a Bomis.
260. Nous sommes arrivés nu mais avons depuis lors gagné le pantalon.
261. We value our customers, even the ones who are completely nuts.
262. Our secret weapon for making babies out of clay.
263. Indifferent to the crimes of our ancestors.
264. If you experience chest pains, read faster.
265. Providing a home for abandoned slogans.
266. I left my meme in San Francisco.
267. The pravda, the whole pravda, and nothing but the pravda.
268. If Bomis was your mother you'd have green skin.
269. Where the men are monkeys and the monkeys are monkeys too!
270. Where hymnody and broccoli collide.
271. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
272. Sex, linux, and rock & roll.
273. Cheese substitute.
274. We are in context, we are sensitive to your needs and we can help you.
275. Like your mama, we've got a lot of love to give and we sleep with your neighbor.
276. Like trick or treat, but without the treat. Or the chicken.
277. 36% of people are innumerate, the other 73% just ask Bomis.
278. The Doppler effect: ....bbbbbOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIIsssss....
279. No THC was harmed in the making of this web site.
280. Click this, bitch.
281. Bomis hangs in the sky in exactly the sort of way bricks don't.
282. Plagues, darkness...the dead rising from the grave! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
283. Stop sending us your panties, Mrs. "Bush".
284. Bomis 1, Integrity 0
285. Harder than your husband, plus a whole lot more.
286. Rise to vote, bucko.
287. We put the oink in boink.
288. Dream a little dream with me and my little friend here.
289. Behold: Our Most Idiotic Slogan!
290. Dangling appendage for display purposes only. Not for sale.
291. I trusted the government. Now my dick glows in the dark.
292. My Bomis is swollen and I can't zipup.
293. Give me Bomis or give me head.
294. Every time you say "I don't believe in Bomis", it...GETS...STRONGER!
295. Landing with a resounding "onomatopoeia!"
296. Bomis got your honor student pregnant.
297. We can turn the world on with our vertical smile.
298. Running like little fat German kids being chased by a moped.
299. Just close your eyes and hold out your hand.
300. Just like New Zealand....but without the sheep.
301. And we don't mean that in a homo-erotic bum-chumery way.
302. The space that time misplaced.
303. I'm king of the world! Is that an iceberg?
304. Perpetually raising the bar for what is considered a decent cheese sandwich.
305. Bomis scrambled spells simBo - and we all know what that means *wink*.
306. That monkey we got from the German guy is just plain defective.
307. This aggression will not stand, man!
308. Ducks on parade.
309. Just think, what would Bomis do?
310. You say tomato, we say unprocessed ketchup.
311. You found us. Now we'll have to move again.
312. All Bomis and no Bomis makes Bomis a Bomis Bomis.
313. Where the internet meets evil intelligent armadillos with jetpacks and ray guns.
314. Like a tounge kiss from grandma, vaugely exiting...and VERY WRONG!
315. Better than sex..if by sex you mean drowning in moose urine.
316. Lions and tigers and porn, OH MY!
317. Mapping the human genome with a pencil.
318. Nonconformists bitching in lockstep.
319. ... and the streets will flow with the blood of the non-Bomis.
320. Where punctuation. counts
321. Bomis spelled backwards is Simob. That doesn't mean anything though.
322. Bomis. It sounds like Zomis, only with a B.
323. You know it's bad when our name doesn't even make sense.
324. What you thought life would be like, before religion warped your brain.
325. Thinking outside the box, about getting inside it.
326. Great cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from Bomis.
327. Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!!!!
328. Playing bongos on the butt cheeks of the Internet.
329. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Our proprietary tracking software knows.
330. Go put on a silly hat...or whatever morons do.
331. To provide a more personalized browsing experience, please allow this website to unzip your trousers.
332. Gestern Bomis, Heute Bomis, Morgen Bomis, Immer Bomis.
333. They told us we couldn't milk a wolverine. But we didn't listen.
334. Bomis is actually a swear word, you Bomis head!
335. The STD filled truckstop urinal on the information superhighway.
336. More powerful than an entire army of rhino-mounted Bantu shock troops!
337. Carrying a banana, but ALSO happy to see you.
338. A primary particle of matter, and energy. It holds the universe together, when it feels like it.
339. The horny man's homeland.
340. Give a man a turkey sandwich, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to turkey sandwich, and he eats for life.
341. The sound of one hand spanking.
342. Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave THIS out of your mom.
343. Everything you want in a website, without the embarrasing odor.
344. Delete cache, clear history. Thank you for using Bomis.
345. Laughing with, not at, Jesus Christ.
346. Read my lips! No, not those lips!
347. Makes more sense than every Coen Brothers movie combined.
348. Stirring up controversy in order to conceal our basic lack of talent, just like modern artists.
349. We have a singularity in each pocket.
350. We did have sexual relations with that woman, and we're telling everybody we know.
351. Geeks with no talent, easily amusing idiots with stupid slogans.
352. One percent inspiration, Ninety Nine percent masturbation.
353. Rushdie tested, Khomeini approved.
354. The redneck grocery/gas/bait shop on the information highway.
355. The plot in the porno.
356. Does not rhyme with penis. But close enough.
357. Drop your pants and let's get started.
358. Just a girl who can't say no.
359. Hurling feces at the gods since 1952.
360. The early slogans were great, but then Alan Alda got involved in the creative process and it got too preachy.
361. It's like sex, except painful and not desirable.
362. If Bomis had a ray gun there would be no need to control you with slogans.
363. Bigger, Better, Faster, Monkeys
364. Wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki..... BOING!
365. Bomis likes you. That's why it's going to kill you last.
366. Your god is our bitch.
367. Porn is my anti-drug.
368. Yes, the website they were always using on "The Dukes of Hazzard".
369. Bomis is my favorite website. Please kill me.
370. Losers always whine about "doing their best." Winners go home and nail the prom queen.
371. Able to hypnotize at least one monkey. Why else would you be here?
372. Noam Chomsky's secret project.
373. There isn't anything keeping us from using a slogan with the word 'shit', is there?
374. Heisenberg might be our ferret.
375. If you're riding down the street in a four door canoe with three chickens and a camel, and the door falls off, how many egg rolls fall out? None, because Chinese people don't eat Bomis.
376. Where we don't care what a man, his Bomis, his wife, his girlfriend, two goats, and a gerbil do behind closed doors.
377. Killing you with kindness and a nearby blunt instrument.
378. Go out. Have fun. Live life. Just don't kill the kittens. Think of the kittens
379. We were just outside of Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the Bomis began to take hold.
380. We don't search in your swear words, so don't curse in our search box.
381. Bomis is the Mary, Yahoo is the Rhoda!
382. Sometimes, we like to snatch a kiss! Or visa versa!
383. If a wise man knows he knows nothing, what does a stupid man know? Bomis!
384. Like the air you breathe. You can't see it or touch it, but try living without it.
385. Jesus Saves. Bomis Scores on the rebound!
386. Sex is like Bomis: It's just not right with a monkey on the other end.
387. Bomis. . . When a Bonobo and an Ibis have too much to drink
388. Where you can walk through the Valley and like, totally fear no evil, dude.
389. Our middle name could be danger...but it's dot.
390. If I want any lip from you I would rattle my zipper.
391. Downloading porn on a slow dial-up connection builds character, son.
392. Our policy is to just keep throwing pornography at a problem until it goes away.
393. Hiphop remixes of your favorite bible verses.
394. Home of good vibrations. Until the batteries wear out.
395. He was an eclectic artist, working only in the form of the slogan.
396. Bomis accepts my slogans. I get excited. I'm told this does not qualify as being alive.
397. If you lived here, you'd be /dev/null by now.
398. Little ex-goth geeks that couldn't get laid in a factory where people get laid a lot.
399. We don't have skeletons in our closet-- we have live badgers!
400. We don't obfuscate; we objurgate.
401. The best laid plans of mice and men statistically involve cheese.
402. while(1){ printf("All Bomis and no play makes Jack a dull boy"); }
403. Proof that weak moral fiber is not, in fact, an aphrodisiac.
404. Never wrestle with Bomis! You'll both end up dirty--but Bomis likes it!
405. More fun than chasing mountain boomers in a go-kart, and twice as pointless.
406. 67% more indiscreetly lascivious than the leading search engine.
407. She thought I was great, until she saw my Bomis. Then she laughed at me.
408. If it was blue, the badgers wouldn't know where to stop licking.
409. Keep Bomis away from open flames, open sores and fat guys in shorts.
410. Use Bomis because no one will have sex with you.
411. Pretentious nerds trying to outdo each other's "random humor" slogans.
412. Can you curse in these fucking slogans?
413. We allow people to be comfortable with their shameful urges by being even more depraved than they are.
414. just a hodge-podge of old Benson reruns.
415. Oh God, yes, yes, YES, YES!!!! Yes Albums! Digitally remastered, and half-price!

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