1. Garbage in, Bomis out.
2. Not a conspiracy.
3. Don't be fooled by imitations - be fooled by Bomis!
4. Bomis won't play games with your heart.
5. If you're not having fun, it's not Bomis.
6. Our chief weapon is surprise.
7. Larger than life and twice as natural.
8. Life's greatest joys will not seek out the passive heart, but Bomis will.
9. Your One True Friend.
10. Bill Clinton slept here.
11. Wee wee wee wee all the way home.
12. We are dangerous and we must be stopped.
13. The voice of indifference.
14. A man, a plan, a canal - Bomis.
15. Now in color!
16. Accept imitations.
17. Our mice will eat your flowers! Run away!
18. Forget everything you know about hydraulic compression units.
19. A place for everything and everything in its place.
20. The U.S. alone consumes over 40% of the world's slogans.
21. Today's magic number is Fred.
22. Bomis feels your pain.
23. Tell a fiend about Bomis.
24. Bomis would have called you back.
25. Built by 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters.
26. Bomis only seems like a colossal waste of time.
27. Creative extremists.
28. Getting older by the minute.
29. I eat, therefore, I am what I eat.
30. This slogan is brainwashing you and you don't even know it.
31. You must be at least this tall to use Bomis.
32. Swollen with power.
33. I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no Bomis.
34. One truth, one Bomis.
35. There's peanut butter in my chocolate.
36. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, served with a side of slaw.
37. A Band of Pirates.
38. Your source for widgets.
39. Where it is always your birthday!
40. It takes a village to raise a Bomis.
41. Down with slogans!
42. Bomis is vaguely amused.
43. You kids get off of my lawn!
44. Ichi Ni San Shi Go Roku Nana Hachi Kyu Ju
45. No such animal
46. When I was your age, Bomis went up hill... both ways
47. This slogan will self-destruct in five seconds.
48. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for Bomis.
49. To err is human, to Bomis divine.
50. Bomis 1, Reality 0
51. Welcome to Kansas. Enjoy your stay.
52. The official propaganda engine of the new millennium.
53. This year, vote for lying hypocrites...oh, wait.
54. The secret ingredient is banality.
55. A make-believe web site.
56. Bomis in, Bomis out. That's what Bomis is all about.
57. See above.
58. Honk if you like Bomis.
59. Voted "Best of the Net" by the owners of Bomis.
60. Like a religion, but without the guilt.
61. Building the zoo of tomorrow, today.
62. Like you, only smarter.
63. 1 Billion Chinese Can't Be Wrong!
64. Playground to the stars.
65. Not to be confused with the raving lunatic of the same name.
66. Take a Byte out of Crime
67. Who died and made us king?
68. A chicken in every pocket.
69. Smile - you're on Bomis!
70. Faster than a speeding wombat.
71. You think this is some kind of joke?
72. Primates welcome.
73. Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, Bomis.
74. Manufacturing consent since 1996.
75. You're soaking in it.
76. You can trust us - we're Bomis.
77. You can trust us - we're not the media.
78. A site so nice they named it once.
79. Slackers of the world - unite!
80. Bomis, for that not so fresh feeling.
81. Hey! Look at me! Look at me!
82. Paragons of Bland Corporatism.
83. The future now, if not sooner.
84. Bomis now and never.
85. A product of Area 51.
86. Building a better moosetrap!
87. Today's magic word is: Bomis
88. The cows have come home!
89. Lather, Rinse, Repeat
90. The place that time forgot.
91. We think wrestling is real.
92. Do not remove this slogan under penalty of law.
93. Where bunny slippers are status symbols.
94. Where every day is Christmas (except Christmas).
95. Ask for it by name.
96. Misleading, but legally accurate.
97. Let our mice mow your lawn.
98. Are we there yet?
99. You will be mesmerized by banjos.
100. The jokes on you, sucker.
101. We're from the government and we're here to help you.
102. Bomis never sleeps.
103. If not now, who?
104. And a monkey-boy shall lead them.
105. Your back door to the future.
106. This page intentionally left blank.
107. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Bomis is your friend.
108. We put the rings around Uranus.
109. Slogan-free since 1963!
110. Where the huddled masses come to play.
111. Soothing relief for those hard to reach places.
112. All things to all people.
113. Often wrong, never in doubt.
114. Objects in Bomis may be closer than they appear.
115. The only website with the turning radius of a pig.
116. We're cartoon characters - we don't have to wear pants.
117. Laboratory mice trying to take over the world.
118. Get bent Bomis
119. It's not a website; it's a way of life.
120. Don't let the bat get your sword.
121. All cape, no Superman.
122. Someday a real rain will come and wash Bomis off the streets.
123. Like your mom, only sexier.
124. You will get wet.
125. Thesis, Antithesis, Bomis.
126. Your parents have to put it together.
127. Trust in God but tie your camel tight.
128. It's a gift. We don't talk about it much.
129. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
130. Garnish and serve.
131. It's okay. We're with the band.
132. Please stop sending us your damn slogans.
133. No, really. Bomis.com.
134. Is that a tilde in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
135. Ankle deep in ankles.
136. Bomis has contempt for all things mattressy.
137. Won't you be our neighbor?
138. Two legs good, four legs bad.
139. The fifth dentist recommends Bomis.
140. Paragons of bland corporatism... now, for kids.
141. All the world loves a clown and all the clowns love Bomis.
142. Endearing in our childlike innocence.
143. Annularity for the masses.
144. Now legal in 51 states.
145. Nonsense upon stilts.
146. I feel more like I did when I got here than I do now.
147. Do not read this slogan under penalty of law.
148. Einstein was right! Einstein was right!!
149. Like Christmas, but with less risk of coal.
150. [ INSERT SLOGAN HERE ]
151. Congratulations! You're our one millionth customer!
152. Beneath these clothes we're completely naked.
153. Don't blame me. I voted for Bomis.
154. Never pet a llama. Pet Bomis.
155. Your mind is being monitored. Please think clearly.
156. We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
157. We avoid cliches like the plague.
158. We're having kittens!
159. Open 24 hours a year.
160. Slogans taste better with cheese.
161. Someday, son, this will all be yours.
162. If it feels good, do it twice.
163. Trust in your camel but tie God tight.
164. The dog did it.
165. The truth is, you're hungry.
166. If you can read this you're too close.
167. Bomis, Bomis Mo Momis, banana fanna fo ...
168. The sky is falling!
169. Powered by mice.
170. A Bomis a day keeps the doctor away.
171. The only place on the web where you can read this slogan.
172. Never tease a weasel.
173. Oh, the humanity!
174. Your epidermis is showing.
175. Nasty, brutish, short and spongey.
176. Vermin in suits.
177. A massive gas-ball in solar orbit (with your name on it).
178. ERROR 404 - Slogan not found
179. More than just a web site - a really big web site.
180. Our dad can beat up your dad.
181. Cogito, ergo Bomis.
182. Copula, ergo Bomis.
183. You want fries with that?
184. Thou shall not use archaic pronouns.
185. Three legs and a hump.
186. Once upon a time they lived happily ever after.
187. I dare you to go to Yahoo.
188. Bomis eats like a meal.
189. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
190. Ask us about our normal human urges.
191. Brought to you by The Department of Redundancy Department
192. Relax - it's just Bomis.
193. Lost your mind? Let Bomis help.
194. Unfortunately, our slogans are the best part.
195. Consider this a warning
196. We're blinded by delusions of adequacy.
197. Please keep your hands inside Bomis at all times.
198. Where control freaks come to let go.
199. Can we be your friends? Please?
200. The squishiest, floppiest rats on the web!
201. I can't get that Bomis jingle out of my head!
202. We meant to do that.
203. Subliminal slogans scrolling. Please wait....
204. Never the same slogan twice.
205. Never the same slogan twice.
206. We'll search on your keyword--but this is the last time!
207. Elegant desserts for the downtrodden masses.
208. We're only irritating until you get used to us.
209. Timid spectators in the game of life.
210. You have entered a ferret free zones.
211. Put Bomis in your pipe and smoke it.
212. Relentless commitment to relentless commitment.
213. When the going gets tough, we take naps.
214. Believe as we do or thou shalt be burned.
215. A is for Bomis. B is for Bomis. C is for Bomis . . . You get the point.
216. The other, other white meat.
217. A huge multi-million dollar corporation trying to be cool.
218. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
219. What you say about Bomis is what you say about society.
220. Wallowing in our own output.
221. A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Bomis.
222. It was working just fine until you came in.
223. Free, obo.
224. Men are from Mars, Bomis is from Earth.
225. A comedy of Biblical proportions.
226. Hypocrisy on a stick.
227. Do what we say and no one gets hurt.
228. Manly men doing manly things in a manly way.
229. The happiest place in the world.
230. This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Bomis...
231. There are no songs about us yet.
232. A real life whodunnit.
233. We deny all the allegations.
234. The new face of shock rock.
235. No billionaires were harmed in the making of Bomis.
236. Full of unintended consequences.
237. The peer pressure is obvious.
238. Egging-on the digerati.
239. Moral absolutism at its best.
240. The longest distance between two points.
241. Neo-realist, avante-gardist, post-structuralist stuff and thingies.
242. Y1K compliant and proud of it.
243. We can neither confirm nor deny this.
244. All roads lead to Bomis.
245. Shake well before using.
246. Cultish in our ways.
247. Like an awkward first date grab.
248. A self-esteem problem, writ in HTML.
249. Thanks for participating in our experiment. You're done now.
250. Embrace it or be swept aside.
251. PIGGUM PIGGUS SQUEALY GRUNTUM
252. Able was I, ere I saw Bomis
253. The original six-in-one tool.
254. Paved with good intentions.
255. Even as you read this our mice are ransacking your house!
256. Do not taunt Bomis. Bomis cannot tell if you are kidding.
257. All the better to eat you with.
258. caveat surfer
259. We have all your missing socks.
260. Our heart is two sizes too small.
261. Bomis spelled backwards would still smell as sweet.
262. All slogans 30 percent off!
263. Straddling the heavens like a god gone mad.
264. Half art, half science, half empty.
265. A two-legged animal without feathers.
266. Apres Bomis le deluge.
267. These are the sites that try men's souls.
268. Mom always liked us better.
269. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
270. Bask in our reflected glory.
271. We're only real if you believe.
272. Four out of five dentists couldn't care less.
273. Wild horses did in fact drag us away.
274. Two wrongs don't make a right, but Bomis does.
275. A page right out of history.
276. Towering over others like some kind of tower.
277. Six billion hearts beating in unison.
278. If I said you had a nice Bomis would you hold it against me?
279. A vacation for your brain.
280. Das versteht ihr alle nicht.
281. The circle of least confusion.
282. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
283. The white zone is for loading and unloading.
284. The original archetypical quintessence.
285. We sense your fear, and fear your sense.
286. The opposite of Bomis is still Bomis.
287. The real essence of nominalism.
288. No moving parts.
289. Luke...Bomis is your father.
290. The battle for the future starts here.
291. We make the trains run on time.
292. Worth 2.5 birds in the bush.
293. Pledge allegiance damnit!
294. Chum in the cybersea.
295. Microbrewed to micro-perfection.
296. Ha, ha, made you link!
297. New and improved and bouncier and fluffier and tastier and faster and bigger and cheaper.
298. Send us a shelf-duressed, stabbed cantaloupe.
299. Assume the position!
300. Home of the pointy-headed dingus.
301. We have our own secret police (but it's a secret).
302. Cruel and unusual.
303. The real reason socialism can never work.
304. An affront to deceny, just like mother used to make.
305. Makes you think, don't it?
306. The only thing standing between you and total anarchy.
307. For the next 10 minutes you may speak our name in vain.
308. The difference is, we know it's an illusion.
309. We can see your house from here.
310. Be unique and use Bomis... everyone else is!
311. New, but not improved.
312. Contents under pressure. Do not shake.
313. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of Bomis.
314. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
315. Knock knock. Who's there? Bomis. Bomis who? Bomis.com.
316. The reason for the season.
317. Stand up. Stretch. Take a deep breath. Resume Bomis.
318. What's green and white and linked all over?
319. With this ring, I thee surf!
320. It's pretty, but is it art?
321. Home of gibberish.
322. Take Bomis home for the holidays.
323. Bomis was built before a live studio audience.
324. The Net's pride & joy.
325. The site that started it all.
326. Crazy like a sock.
327. Just what the child in you wanted.
328. Look deep into your monitor.
329. We put the dot-com in Bomis.Com.
330. A Bomis by any other name...would involve copyright infringement.
331. We don't need no thought control.
332. Where might makes left.
333. Make Chuck Norris proud.
334. The last kid picked to play.
335. A big wet rubber ball containing everything.
336. The thin green line between sanity and madness.
337. Nine of out ten computers prefer Bomis.
338. Fall in love all over again.
339. We don't make the cheese - we make the cheese better.
340. Better to reign in Hell than to surf at Bomis.
341. Cats cannot point mice, but they can eat them.
342. Not unlike computerized axial tomography.
343. 5% real fruit juice.
344. The name says it all.
345. I went to Bomis and all I got was this stupid slogan.
346. Finite but unbounded.
347. Bomis sucks less.
348. It's about time you got here! We've been worried sick!
349. Bomisu wa watashi no tomodachi desu!
350. Where holding hands still means something.
351. Better living through taxidermy.
352. You like us! You really like us!!
353. Your virtual tourist trap.
354. Textured to look like meat.
355. If it was good enough for Harry Truman it's good enough for you.
356. It's just a passing phase.
357. Blissfully grazing in our field, unaware of the doom that awaits.
358. Ask us about Cain's wife.
359. You are just one click away from perfect happiness. Don't blow it.
360. We expect the Spanish Inquisition.
361. Heisenberg never met Bomis.
362. We love you in a special sort of way.
363. With nine essential vitamins.
364. Dogs allowed.
365. A proud member of the World Oversight Committee.
366. If you're going to sin, you might as well be original.
367. Abounding in contingencies.
368. Who are you people anyway?
369. The cyber-opiate of the masses.
370. It works on so many levels.
371. A bunch of code monkeys eager to do your bidding.
372. The Internet's unanticipated love child.
373. You are now officially dead.
374. Taking moderation to the extreme.
375. Coming soon to a theater near you.
376. The place where there is no darkness.
377. Utopia version 1.0
378. Look out, it's a trap!
379. As mentioned in Revelations.
380. We were in the conservatory but we never touched the candlestick.
381. If you're not careful you might learn something before it's through.
382. Pointless and clickless.
383. Every day's a good day when you've got Bomis.
384. Humans will conquer this planet! I promise.
385. The stuff legends are made of.
386. Fourty acres and a Bomis.
387. Thank you...may we have another?
388. All men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore Bomis.
389. You're it!
390. Wait a second - you're not Alice!
391. Proudly back-engineered from alien technology.
392. We do the scrubbing so you don't have to.
393. We can open all the garage doors at once.
394. We're Bomis and you're not.
395. We independently invented the wheel.
396. In the end, isn't that what really matters?
397. 100% recommended daily allowance of propaganda.
398. Standing on the shoulders of people with bad posture.
399. An ideal world in microcosm.
400. In French, the word for Bomis is 'Bomis'.
401. The goal, as always, is to offend stupid people.
402. The patron saint of patron saints.
403. Anatomically correct.
404. Puts all others in /dev/null.
405. Carl Sagan's intelligent alter ego.
406. All the world's a stage. Bomis is the stage manager.
407. GNU's not Bomis.
408. I love the smell of Bomis in the morning.
409. If there were no Bomis, it would be necessary to invent one.
410. Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
411. We remember the Alamo so you don't have to!
412. We play doctors on TV.
413. When will you people learn?
414. If we are cruel it is only because we love you.
415. Where all your wishes come true, without that annoying ironic twist.
416. Our slogan can beat up your slogan.
417. Quoth the raven, "Bomis."
418. In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife...but not on a Bomis.
419. Almost, but not entirely unlike tea.
420. We can't see you, so don't pretend you're there.
421. We're just using this slogan to distract you while we steal your car.
422. Where absence makes it hard to fondle.
423. It takes one to know one, and we know two.
424. Providing grassy knolls to 2nd gunmen everywhere.
425. A dingo ate my Bomis!
426. One step closer to talking dogs.
427. Help us help you.
428. Isn't it awfully nice to have a Bomis?
429. The most elaborate hoax on the Internet.
430. Say hello to my little friend.
431. The world's first evil petting zoo.
432. You have no idea how hairy we are.
433. Our platitudes are startlingly refreshing.
434. Freudian for big red corvette.
435. We're omniscient and we know it!
436. Prodigal, yet benificent.
437. Let us pester you with badgers.
438. Monsters exist here.
439. A kick me sign on the back of the Internet.
440. Keeping Jimmy Carter out of power.
441. Our slogans make no sense in Japanese.
442. Like God on steroids.
443. We're in love with being in love.
444. Don't make us resort to empty threats.
445. Restoring some modicum of dignity to the world.
446. We keep our brains in jars and play with them on Sundays.
447. Demodulate this, baby!
448. We know what happened to Schrodinger's cat.
449. Your choice in 2000!
450. If everyone used Bomis, we wouldn't have time for war.
451. Your virtual lap dance.
452. Only Bomis can prevent forest fires.
453. Way thicker than water.
454. Just smile and give us your pants.
455. Love with a price.
456. Hey, stop licking the screen.
457. We're your last shot at immortality.
458. Our own little fantasy world.
459. A place where men can discuss their feelings.
460. Tearing down the walls between us. And then running like hell!
461. And you thought this was some backward hick planet!
462. Just making it up as we go along...
463. No Bomis, No Peace. Know Bomis, Know Peace.
464. Not a food.
465. It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!!
466. We love you. Isn't that enough?
467. We're your mother, now.
468. The little bugs living on your arm think you're dead.
469. We are human and we need to be loved.
470. Destroy all Astro-Men!
471. Don't hate us because we're beautiful.
472. I feel my mind going, Dave.
473. We're a big hit in France.
474. Where the ne'er-do-wells do well.
475. Your people will be our people.
476. Ich bin ein Bomis.
477. ...or the girl gets it.
478. If it weren't for Bomis you'd all be dead.
479. 2000 years of culture down the drain.
480. Your destiny awaits you.
481. Ask us about our hidden agenda.
482. Infinity squared, and then some.
483. A threat to the Roman way of life.
484. We sow the pool, and reap the whirlpool.
485. You'll wake up any minute now.
486. The honorary fourth stooge.
487. Simon says, coagulate.
488. We're not stoopid.
489. Deep in the middle of somewhere.
490. Where your life expectancy is measured in minutes.
491. A parasite unto itself.
492. They used to burn people for this.
493. Ain't nobody's business if you do.
494. The pitter patter of little brains.
495. Call me Ishmael...No, don't.
496. The 'e' is silent.
497. Where pigeons lived before there were cities.
498. Book-learning gone bad.
499. An extension of Al Gore's personality.
500. The fast track to oblivion.
501. Every tenth species a weevil.
502. We own Mars, so hands off.
503. Where the electrons run naked and free.
504. A last ditch effort to save humanity.
505. The zeitgeist of tomorrow.
506. Treat me like the stuffed monkey that I am.
507. We're just using you for sex.
508. Winner of the Least Redeeming Social Value award.
509. Send Bomis your unwanted pets.
510. Where the Internet ends.
511. We are very frightened, yet curiously aroused...
512. We have a plethora of pinatas!
513. The Most Important Slogan Ever.
514. What we lack in depth we make up for in shallowness.
515. The only place in the world.
516. A safe healthy alternative to fresh air.
517. We're prejudiced against the dead.
518. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
519. Quietly biding our time...
520. Let the tithing begin!
521. We liked Bomis so much, we bought the company.
522. The Queen uses Bomis.
523. We're rebounding from a bad relationship...
524. The laws of physics do not apply here.
525. That depends on what your definition of 'Bomis' is.
526. The most amazingly beautiful thing in the universe.
527. We invented that whole qwerty thing.
528. Give us an inch, we'll take your wallet.
529. Bomis bit me.
530. We've got angst in our pants.
531. Redmond, we have a problem...
532. You are parked in Goofy 5.
533. We know you're a dog.
534. Why be different when you can be indifferent?
535. Not missing but definitely a link.
536. Injured in a heroic attempt to impress you.
537. Creating a better tomorrow using the leftovers from yesterday.
538. There are dead ants in my bathroom and they're all shouting "Bomis!"
539. How many blondes does it take to screw in a Bomis?
540. This hurts you far more than it hurts us.
541. The Yin to your Yang.
542. Tickled green.
543. Good for what ails you.
544. Your cubicle smells.
545. We'll scratch your back just to touch you.
546. Our mothers were right about listening to too much Ozzy Osbourne.
547. Fun on a stick.
548. Bomis or bust. Preferably bust.
549. We put the "I" in "team".
550. Vidi, Vici, Bomis.
551. Often Imitated, Never Understood.
552. Employees must wash hands after using Bomis.
553. ( )----Place finger here.
554. Give us a week - we'll wreck your life.
555. We fight the fascists so you can be free.
556. We feed off your brain waves.
557. Where men come to bite dogs.
558. Where everyday is hump day.
559. Snips and snails, and puppy dog tails...and Bomis.
560. Terribly boring people, concerned about nothing.
561. We're waving at you right now! Wave back!
562. And you are all a part of it!
563. Lick our rings.
564. We are so nifty, we can't stand ourselves!
565. Home of "Mr. Smartypants".
566. Brotherhood, Unity....and something else.
567. The Keith Moon of search engines.
568. Amoeba, fungi, dinosaur, monkey, Bomis.
569. Fighting the power, one click at a time.
570. We're really just doing this to impress our moms.
571. Who told you that you were naked?
572. We might rock you / We could be the champions.
573. Hardwired for love.
574. A necessary evil.
575. Bomis needs women.
576. Cyberfiber for your mind's digestive tract.
577. Trained monkey + computer keyboard = Bomis.
578. This wine doesn't go with fish.
579. Don't thank us. Thank Bomis.
580. Renounce your pagan gods.
581. We're comely. Are you comely too?
582. We know where our hands have been.
583. Because we said so.
584. The hobgoblin of big minds.
585. Ask us about our grotesque appendage.
586. Rhymes with 'oinky'
587. The linchpin holding the keystone together.
588. The dread pirate Bomis.
589. No relation.
590. You're perfectly safe. Just don't let it touch you.
591. We'll still respect you in the morning.
592. If it's too good to be true, it's probably Bomis.
593. Prefab paradise.
594. A comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
595. Sure it's weird, but it'll look good on a resume.
596. Cornering the market on slogans.
597. Trouble with a capital B.
598. Go Bomis. Or don't go at all.
599. I can't believe it's not Bomis... wait, it is.
600. We invented Al Gore.
601. Our special software locks freshness in.
602. Where people come to let life pass them by.
603. We put the 'x' in x-mas.
604. Green on the outside, soft and chewy in the centre.
605. It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it.
606. Celebrity voices impersonated.
607. The first refuge of a scoundrel.
608. Beyond Good and Evel Knieval
609. We can see into your soul...
610. We're the opposite of rainbows...
611. Tickle the keyboard...we promise we'll laugh.
612. It's like there's a party in my Bomis and everyone is invited!
613. Where the inane meets the insane.
614. An oasis of indifference in a desert of apathy.
615. We've got you surrounded.
616. Filling the vacuum of parental neglect.
617. Bomis rings make the World Wide Web go 'round.
618. It fails on so many levels.
619. ¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´
620. A parable, or a very subtle joke?
621. The last place in the world you'd expect to find a shaved ape in a sombrero.
622. Guilty by reason of sanity.
623. We put the "fun" in fungus.
624. We like cows.
625. Honesty is the best policy, but Bomis is a better defense.
626. Where the weak are eaten.
627. It breaks our heart to see you this way.
628. Where every day is Opposite Day.
629. It's for your own good.
630. Enlarged to show texture.
631. We love you (in a sick, twisted, manipulative way).
632. We appreciate your understanding.
633. The Streetcar to take when "Desire" is in the shop.
634. Your mind is our favorite toy.
635. The Internet, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
636. A moose and a squirrel desperately fighting a Russian guy and his wife.
637. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Bomis.
638. Don't make me eat you.
639. Your substitute for self-love.
640. Susan - Will you marry me?
641. Type softly, and carry a big stick.
642. You have nothing to fear but fear itself - and socialist demagogues.
643. Our dazzling special effects conceal the absence of a plot.
644. Adolescence gets old after a while.
645. Part of this complete breakfast.
646. Curators of the large Homo sapiens zoo.
647. The Internet made me do it.
648. In the long run we're all in /dev/null
649. We have at least one of everything.
650. A space between your ears odyssey.
651. Was it good for you too?
652. Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.
653. A product of our deep-seated resentment.
654. Blocked on more office networks than the leading search engine.
655. Reality's last line of defense.
656. I want a slogan for my birthday.
657. Bomis will teach you the meaning of respect.
658. s/happiness/Bomis/gi; unless($happy){ $bomisvisits++ }
659. All this, and with brains the size of a pea.
660. Where depth takes a permanent vacation.
661. Don't look back - Bomis might be gaining on you.
662. Where history changes daily.
663. In theory, we don't suck.
664. Conformists make good dogs.
665. We are the world, we are the children.
666. If it makes you horny, it can't be that bad.
667. We're trying to be the next Bomis.com
668. Doing a thankless job with quiet dignity.
669. Remember to breathe.
670. Please stay within the lines. The lines are our friend.
671. Does this Bomis make me look fat?
672. Information wants to be half off while supplies last.
673. 9 out of 10 cats prefer other cats.
674. Let's hear some chatter out there.
675. Where venture capitalists come to die.
676. Luke...Jar Jar is your father.
677. All the news that's fit to contrive.
678. ...and your father smelt of elderberries.
679. Toss in your soul and you've got a deal.
680. Slimier than thou.
681. Absolute Bomis corrupts absolutely.
682. Where everyone is above average.
683. Blessed are the sheep, -er, meek.
684. The slippery slope starts here.
685. We invented jellyfish.
686. Sanctimony with a smile.
687. User assumes all liability for any harmful side effects.
688. Poland Needs Vowels.
689. The colossal love monkey of search engines.
690. Where the cows are while you party.
691. Because it's there.
692. Oozing with sincerity.
693. Building confidence through the miracle of self-delusion.
694. That'll do, pig.
695. When I showed her the Bomis, she knew I had class.
696. Tis but a scratch.
697. That's no lady - that's my Bomis!
698. We've got more slogans in back if you don't see anything you like.
699. Moral compass for a world gone mad.
700. Laughing at you, not with you.
701. Stop me if you've heard this one.
702. A Bomis a day will keep everyone away.
703. Mild-mannered, but you should see us with our pants off.
704. Stop that or you'll go blonde!
705. Where mean people come to suck.
706. Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Bomis!
707. All the internet, half the fat.
708. Let your elbows do the walking.
709. Just add plankton.
710. A dish best served cold.
711. You've seen ours. Now it's your turn.
712. We'll be understood when we're dead.
713. By humans, for humans.
714. This is precisely what the Founding Fathers had in mind.
715. Our superlemon is sublime.
716. One of three true paths to spiritual fulfillment.
717. I've got a bad feeling about this.
718. It is a rather silly place.
719. I accept, let me out!
720. ... but his little brother Bomis turned out all right.
721. We gave you life, and this is the thanks we get?
722. On a clear day you can see 93 million miles.
723. Where did you want to go today before you ended up here?
724. Linked for your pleasure.
725. Made from 100% recycled electrons.
726. Raised on a diet of worms.
727. Consent manufactured daily.
728. The illusion of control.
729. Chicks dig it.
730. Do as we say, or we shall tax you oppressively!
731. All primed and ready for action.
732. If you are reading this it's too late.
733. Sanitized for your protection.
734. Serving the Internet for over a fiftieth of a century.
735. Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.
736. There's a place in our closet just for you.
737. Too big to eat.
738. Light, yet satisfying.
739. Hung like a gelding.
740. Paranoid schizophrenic like a fox.
741. The road to Bomis is paved with chocolate treats.
742. Organized by cosmic significance.
743. We cater to the id.
744. We grease the wheels and fleece the squirrels.
745. Like fuzzy logic, but without the logic.
746. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream.
747. Nothing is like toast.
748. A blueprint for disaster.
749. Where we give free reign to free rain.
750. We've got a ring that looks just like you.
751. We're scoundrels, but we're charming.
752. The Chinese have a saying, but not about Bomis.
753. The portal for bipeds.
754. Monkey see, Bomis do.
755. It works well in principle.
756. No other web site is less like cheese.
757. Behind this rigid formality, a profound human truth.
758. The butler did it, but Bomis helped.
759. Like a runt badger that nobody wants.
760. Lateral thinking gone haywire.
761. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
762. Some of our best friends are primates.
763. A lone voice shouting out slogans in the wilderness.
764. Actually we're a subliminal Rorschach test.
765. We put the 'cheese' in 'Internet portal cheese site'.
766. We're in your mind, and we like what we see.
767. Less annoying than a mid-eighties hair band.
768. Devolution at its finest.
769. We were young. We needed the money.
770. Faster than your mom.
771. Can you see the pattern yet?
772. And then, when I wasn't looking, Bomis came along and stole my brain.
773. Mars Needs Bomis!
774. Two guys and Bomis walk into a bar...
775. SWF seeks Bomis
776. Bomis is the answer. We forgot the question.
777. Thrifty, cheerful, and brave, but not obedient.
778. Please stay in view of the camera.
779. Citius, Altius, Bomis
780. You've got a lot of nerve coming back here.
781. Dead brain walking.
782. If only we could harness Bomis for peace.
783. All I need is my thermos and Bomis.
784. Like making love in a canoe.
785. Left for dead.
786. But wait, there's more!
787. Stuffed with nonsense.
788. Now with essential human dignity.
789. We feel naked without you and it feels great.
790. Quit looking at us.
791. The link that keeps on linking.
792. One part show, two parts business.
793. The choice of a brainwashed generation.
794. Anything you can do we can do naked.
795. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
796. And this time, it's personal.
797. You're still alive because we like you.
798. Too smart for MENSA, too dumb to care.
799. The long, dark tea-time of the soul. Now with crumpets.
800. We know what anteaters eat.
801. We covet our neighbor's ox.
802. The secret ingredient is people.
803. Speak softly and carry a big megaphone.
804. The underlying purpose of the universe.
805. We aspire to be a fish-processing company.
806. For my purpose holds, to surf beyond the sunset...
807. Like bowling, but with a Machiavellian twist.
808. Hold still while we scan your retina.
809. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
810. Read the entire site backwards for a secret message.
811. Not quite the sum of its parts.
812. Wheels within wheels, within repulsor lifts.
813. They're real, and they're spectacular.
814. There's never been a better time to be human.
815. In a previous life we were Bomis.net.
816. So many bonobos, so little time.
817. Thank you sir, may I have another?
818. A Bomis a day keeps the badgers away.
819. You'll understand when you're older.
820. Insidious, invidous, and stale.
821. Thank you, space coyote!
822. Once we saw our moms naked. Now we run Bomis.
823. A cool, dry place.
824. Ruled by apes.
825. The poor man's pork.
826. We put the Bomis in Bomis.
827. The most dangerous thing on three legs.
828. The first time was just a test.
829. Bomis may act tough, but deep down we're scared to death.
830. Like a summer camp for mice.
831. It's in Revelations, people!
832. Raised by a toothless bearded hag.
833. It's funny because it's true.
834. Where humbug never goes out of season.
835. Bomis makes it better.
836. Without Bomis, there could be no good.
837. May cause skin failure.
838. Behind every great man is a great man's coccyx.
839. Fooling all of the people all of the time.
840. Half man, half beast, all Bomis.
841. Airbrushed to perfection.
842. One small step for man, one very small step for mankind.
843. We're just as afraid of you as you are of us.
844. A fashion nightmare.
845. Angels with tails.
846. Hundreds of uses, yet no real purpose.
847. Few will enter, none will win.
848. We'll solve problems you didn't know you had.
849. The fourth best thing since sliced bread.
850. Dead parrot optional.
851. Share it with someone you resemble.
852. Charity begins with the intestinal worms.
853. Where leopards come to change their stripes.
854. The fine line between artificial intelligence and genuine stupidity.
855. Dog food is for dogs.
856. Stylish AND practical.
857. Crossing the line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.
858. If you know the secret password you get to see the REAL Bomis.
859. The correct answer to the world's most obscure riddle.
860. Where the Internet is your love nest.
861. Put your hands on the monitor and feel the vibrations of Bomis.
862. Thou shalt not hold false search engines before us.
863. If Bomis were a monotreme, we'd be a curved-beaked echidna.
864. Geez - is that ALL you think about?
865. The only good slogan is a dead slogan.
866. The hardest part is knowing when to quit.
867. If we were any cooler, we'd have our own webpage.
868. My other slogan is a Mercedes.
869. Orthography is our strong piont.
870. Don't expect Bomis to save you.
871. Where tomorrow goes when it's over.
872. We're just doing this to spite the gerbils.
873. Where all the bad things magically disappear.
874. Give me slogans or give me death.
875. Bomis is not a cult. But we play one on TV.
876. Live free or stay in Massachusetts.
877. Fire is your friend.
878. How may we tread on you today?
879. You have our love and understanding; we have your mom.
880. And you thought Regis was scary.
881. If you're happy and you know it send us money.
882. We're inching closer to the metric system.
883. The square of Bomis is equal to the sum of both sides of your mother.
884. See what happens when good slogans go bad...
885. Every time you click an ad an angel gets its wings.
886. Cheaper than therapy.
887. Words cannot express the depth of our incoherence.
888. Ain't no mountain wide enough.
889. Lateral haying gone thinkwire.
890. We have an unhealthy obsession with Freud's mom.
891. Like a world without zippers.
892. The earliest we can eat you is Tuesday.
893. For want of a cu the locust was lost.
894. Better than the rest (in some vague, undefinable way).
895. The dunces are all in confederacy against us.
896. We are not amused. Well...maybe a little.
897. If elected, Bomis will abolish all future elections.
898. Knocking you out with exuberance, raw power, and punctuality.
899. 'bä-mis
900. He who dies with the most slogans wins.
901. Bomis can do no wrong (though we'll keep trying).
902. Who is John Galt and what's he doing in our closet?
903. We put the od in God.
904. Say when.
905. We smell funny, too.
906. Home of Cyber-Sunshine!
907. In a parallel universe we're a parallelogram.
908. No cheesy-poofs for you.
909. Bomis, Bomis, on my screen, show me something I've never seen!
910. For some reason, this slogan causes people to sing.
911. Where plausible denial is a way of life.
912. Come watch us spawn.
913. The new name in canned meat.
914. Bomis is not responsible for the contents of your pants.
915. Nobody here but us plankton.
916. Where witty charm meets HTML...and dingos.
917. Keeping the King of England out of your face.
918. We'll be the plankton to your whale.
919. Twice as bouncy as the one your girlfriend left you for.
920. My doctor said "my.bomis."
921. It's for the greater good.
922. Life's tough, but Bomis is tender.
923. Less derivative of Proust than the leading search engine.
924. Good things wait for those who come.
925. OPERATION IRRITATE AND ANNOY COMMENCING...
926. Voted most likely to steal your pants.
927. A meme's meme.
928. The only thing worse than being talked about.
929. Taste the difference.
930. Shaking the nuts from the family tree.
931. Gorging on electrons.
932. Like a back-handed compliment upside the head.
933. Conceived in the backseat of a Buick.
934. Keeping the world safe from democracy.
935. As seen on Bomis.com
936. We suck like a pig.
937. We only eat kosher planets.
938. Civilly disobedient.
939. Your one-stop mop shop.
940. Strap on your Bomis and go for a ride.
941. One of those fancy big-city search engines.
942. No slogan for you!
943. Where dark matter goes when no one is looking.
944. No one's pants are safe.
945. Smarter than the average boar.
946. Hi Mom!
947. Help! I'm being held prisoner in a slogan factory!
948. Your fantasies are beautiful, but unlikely.
949. The greater good, and then some.
950. Some day your dog will barf. Until then, Bomis.
951. A website for the mother in all of us.
952. We'll paint any web site for $99.95.
953. Come for the sheep dip, stay for the fun.
954. From the people who brought you Thomas Edison.
955. From the people who brought you self-adhesive chewing gum.
956. The woman in you brings out the Bomis in me.
957. Three orders of magnitude more magnificent than the leading magnet.
958. Our big electrons make Bomis better.
959. Dumb patent pending.
960. We speak in tongues. We read and write in tonsils.
961. Tremble before us. Or, at least, jiggle around a little bit.
962. New Zealand's secret weapon for taking over the world.
963. An insomniac's dream come true.
964. Soon to be a major motion picture.
965. Approved by a committee of dangerously stupid men.
966. The embodiment of truth.
967. Made from real girl scouts.
968. The dunk tank in the carnival of life.
969. We teach creationism to monkeys.
970. When they yell "hoedown" Bomis hits the floor.
971. Like shiatsu for your brain.
972. We garner plaudits from pundits.
973. Heavy-handed and weak-minded.
974. An extraordinary popular delusion for the new millennium.
975. The freedom of running in the hills, naked.
976. Laughed at by many, visited by all.
977. This is the fake slogan.
978. Not just Bomis - Bomis.com.
979. We wonder about it too.
980. Makes general relativity look weird.
981. Consumerism, tempered with greed.
982. Nothing shocks us anymore.
983. Power will make us happy.
984. Tired of your old tail? Let Bomis help.
985. The external manifestation of our neurosis.
986. Shake well before opening your mind.
987. Not intended as a substitute for your sex life.
988. Where butt-scanning is mandatory.
989. In Bomis veritas.
990. More meaningful than most academic jargon.
991. Make Bomis, not war.
992. The subject of this slogan is itself.
993. A euphemism for something nasty.
994. Playing second fiddle while Rome burns.
995. Our karma ran over your dogma.
996. Voted least likely to trouble you with deep thoughts.
997. Or forever hold your piece.
998. You and Bomis, sitting in a tree...
999. Less pork, more chop!
1000. Not troubled by slogan deficiency syndrome.
1001. Land of 997 slogans.
1002. No one knows less about cheese.
1003. We are no longer former astronauts.
1004. It smells worse on the inside.
1005. Nothing succeeds like sucking seeds.
1006. It is now safe to lick your computer.
1007. We're on your side (but we're fickle).
1008. It's what sets us apart from the animals.
1009. All the other web sites think we're mean.
1010. Reeks like day-old sunshine.
1011. We do the little things that make the difference.
1012. Where shadows lead and bodies follow.
1013. For just five cents a day you could feed a Bomis.
1014. Keeping the jungle junglely.
1015. Mom was wrong - you're not that special.
1016. If they ask, tell them it was Bomis, then run.
1017. Fiendishly clever.
1018. We put the 'nine' in asinine.
1019. Nuns do it, too.
1020. Patiently waiting for you to become addicted.
1021. Not a pagan deity.
1022. Try it. You'll like it.
1023. What's good for Bomis is good for America.
1024. Reaching new heights of adequacy.
1025. Magically atrocious.
1026. If truth is stranger than fiction, where are the flying monkeys?
1027. Where hungry minds harvest the future.
1028. We treasure every parasite.
1029. A rhetorical answer to a non-rhetorical question.
1030. Everything you want. And a whole lot more.
1031. Go away. We already did.
1032. Use Bomis long enough and there will be no more famine.
1033. Creating a new culture one idiot at a time.
1034. Miss Scarlet, in the library, with a Bomis.
1035. The new dance that's sweeping the nation.
1036. Why do you insist on learning the hard way?
1037. Tomorrow's nostalgia today.
1038. But Yogi, the Bomis isn't gonna like it.
1039. We make money, not friends.
1040. Non parliamo italiano.
1041. Après Bomis, les porcs de vol.
1042. Sie haben den Sektor Bomis eingetragen.
1043. Un produit de materialism américain.
1044. Undoing the Enlightenment one click at a time.
1045. Give stupidity a chance.
1046. Tune in, turn on, go bowling.
1047. Inured to our own stench.
1048. 101000011111001011001010
1049. Earth to Bomis...Come in, Bomis.
1050. We put the count in country.
1051. Bomis, Bomis, Bomis, Bomis, Pants!
1052. Bomis obviates the need for a voluminous lexicon.
1053. Stop tormenting me!
1054. It's America! You can have both!
1055. It's probably just a phase.
1056. 30% larger than life.
1057. Where intellectual snobs make fun of your butt cheeks.
1058. I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Bomis.
1059. Twice as uptight as the leading brand.
1060. Packaged by weight, not volume.
1061. Oozing machismo.
1062. Fine. Be that way.
1063. The brassiere that holds the Internet snuggly in place.
1064. Bomis is a place where nothing ever happens.
1065. A million voices babbling in unison.
1066. Brought to you by your Norman overlords.
1067. Pretty but dumb.
1068. Where higher life forms come to play.
1069. Male/Female (circle one)
1070. Neither gone nor forgotten.
1071. Taste the love.
1072. Saving the world from itself.
1073. We don't make the sewage. We make the sewage better.
1074. Once revered as a modern marvel - now available at dime stores everywhere.
1075. And then there was one.
1076. You go to Monster jail!
1077. We're personally responsible for Pi.
1078. We swallowed Ourubouros.
1079. A menace to ourselves and others.
1080. Bomis has a plan, and you're included!
1081. Bomis way is the only way.
1082. Vacillating between lust and confusion.
1083. And Bomis was its name-o
1084. If you don’t know Bomis, our work here is done.
1085. Your last thought brought to you by Bomis.
1086. Eager to please or be pleased.
1087. Best of show at the Garfield County Fair.
1088. Or is it?
1089. Thoughts bad, slogans good.
1090. Cross your legs! We're trying to run a business here!
1091. That tingle means it's working.
1092. We're as shocked as you are.
1093. We'll just hurt you like all the others.
1094. It's not like you have anything better to do.
1095. Indifferent to most everything.
1096. Minty fresh breath 24/7
1097. Let us warp your fragile little mind.
1098. Blame it on Bomis. People will believe you.
1099. Please accept our apologies in advance.
1100. So, we meet again!
1101. Then it slowly dawns on you that no one cares.
1102. Measured in more dimensions than you can count.
1103. Sturm und Drang und Bomis.
1104. I am become Bomis, the destroyer of worlds.
1105. The Amish portal.
1106. All tongue and no sandwich.
1107. State of the art uselessness.
1108. Let's still be friends, ok?
1109. For the ages, or while supplies last.
1110. What's so bad about a vast wasteland?
1111. The world needs Bomis. Just not that much.
1112. If you were a search engine Bomis would use you.
1113. We never close. You can't make us.
1114. Usually the lesser of two evils.
1115. Able to leap small children in a single bound.
1116. Here we come to save the day.
1117. The monkey on your back.
1118. What's big, green, and read all over?
1119. Here at Bomis, quality isn't just a word...it's a slogan.
1120. The TM stands for love.
1121. We treat you like dirt - and you love it.
1122. Predigested for your convenience.
1123. Zoo fresh.
1124. You'll have to forgive Bomis. It's feeling a little weird today.
1125. Where you can have your urinal cake and eat it too.
1126. Monkeys can't do this, but we can.
1127. Pig tested, monkey approved.
1128. I scream, you scream, we all scream.
1129. Easier than your sister.
1130. Dumber than a box of dead rocks.
1131. May contain peanuts.
1132. Bomis sprinkled fairy dust on you. Now you're dead.
1133. The web site that cares. But not much.
1134. Mom, a Bomis followed me home. Can we keep it?
1135. Where George W. gets his Bush
1136. Keeps websurfers dry and happy.
1137. Just so many rich, creamy layers of illusion.
1138. Second verse, same as the first!
1139. Mangez le poulet avant que le poulet vous mange.
1140. Restroom ring for customers only.
1141. It's the end of the world as we know it and it's online.
1142. A cop on the edge.
1143. Shiny, happy people holding guns.
1144. Our first website was made out of straw.
1145. We put the 'y' in pourquoi.
1146. Canned meat never tasted so sweet!
1147. We won Ben Stein's lovin'.
1148. The fun way to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
1149. Your rendezvous with density.
1150. Fortified with 1 vitamin and 1 mineral.
1151. Home of the real Internet.
1152. Expletive deleted.
1153. Willing to eat dog.
1154. Your chastity at risk, 24x7.
1155. Where rare earth elements ain't so rare.
1156. Because why should death cults have all the fun?
1157. Brain dead, Bomis alive.
1158. Neither a job nor an adventure.
1159. From the people who brought you dirty soap.
1160. May we measure your tongue?
1161. Hoarding memes.
1162. If Bomis were a porridge we'd be just right.
1163. We protect you from you.
1164. The search engine that occasionally says "no".
1165. My child is an obedient drone at Tucker Elementary.
1166. Experience the experience.
1167. What really makes the world go 'round.
1168. The return to colonialism starts here.
1169. Indulgences sold separately.
1170. Monkey sold separately.
1171. Not that we're bragging or anything.
1172. Do not hit back button - Severe tire damage.
1173. Remedial education for students of life.
1174. You want it badly. We can tell.
1175. Your powers are useless against us.
1176. Four out of five gods prefer Bomis.
1177. You say potato, we say starch-based tuber.
1178. Heroically stupid.
1179. To prevent potential side-effects, die before consuming this product.
1180. We don't know anything about that, Senator.
1181. Prettier than soup.
1182. More fun than a bucket of sea monkeys.
1183. Looking this good is its own reward.
1184. We find your lack of faith disturbing.
1185. Everything was harmed in the making of this website.
1186. Where style never goes out of style.
1187. Now go away or we will taunt you a second time!
1188. Where precision is more or less a way of life.
1189. Say No To France.
1190. Leave you butt behind.
1191. What Napoleon does with his other hand.
1192. Still adjusting to life on the outside.
1193. Well within your wildest dreams.
1194. Operators are standing by.
1195. Bomis wants your body.
1196. A bake sale of cosmic proportions.
1197. Kiss the screen, you wild passionate fool!
1198. Remaking the world in the image of our disturbed vision.
1199. OK, you've had your fun. Now untie us.
1200. 1200 slogans and still no world domination. What gives?
1201. We've got marginal utility coming out the wazoo.
1202. Build a better Bomis, and we'll sue you.
1203. We only use our powers for good, never evil.
1204. Goodbye, cruel world. Thanks for coming.
1205. Once we had dreams, now only slogans.
1206. ::::: Now with more colons!
1207. Organ donors are standing by.
1208. A centuries-old tradition of exaggeration.
1209. If we weren't so modest, we'd be perfect.
1210. Breathe in... Breathe out... Repeat as needed.
1211. We never change color, just like cows.
1212. Where the monks get their pet monkeys.
1213. Everything you ever wanted out of life, and more.
1214. God spelled backwards.
1215. Self-consciously clever.
1216. Downmarket from downmarket.
1217. No more slogans - we're full.
1218. Loser-friendly.
1219. The British tabloids would have a field day.
1220. So human it almost tickles.
1221. Like a fairy tale, but without the fairies.
1222. Beneath this cheese we're completely naked.
1223. Bomis walks down stairs, alone or in pairs.
1224. Slogan this, slogan that, blah blah blah...
1225. Any redeeming social value is purely coincidental.
1226. We enjoy long walks on the beach and pork rinds.
1227. An ego two sizes too big. And proud of it!
1228. Stuff sold separately.
1229. Distracting the gods so you can blaspheme with impunity.
1230. Where slogans come to relax.
1231. Take your pants off and stay a while.
1232. A pawn in a deadly game of pawn darts.
1233. Where life-enhancing wisdom is dispensed in green rectangles.
1234. Like kissing a wolverine.
1235. More fun than the proverbial butt-scratching park ranger.
1236. If they could bottle Bomis, they probably wouldn't.
1237. Utter stupidity masquerading as quirky humor.
1238. Shocking, yet statistically meaningless.
1239. Drop your pants and count to twenty.
1240. It's all right - we're doctors.
1241. Must... Kill... Bomis...
1242. Like a woman's butt, only not as nice.
1243. Who wants Bomis? We do! We do!
1244. If you can read this, it's too late.
1245. May cause drowsiness and/or hypertention.
1246. This side up.
1247. Come on. You know you want to.
1248. Brother, can you spare a squirrel.
1249. Impervious to truth.
1250. Benchwarmers in the game of life.
1251. e=mc^bomis
1252. What do we have to do to sell you a car today?
1253. Exposing shameful secrets to an indifferent world.
1254. We don't want to eat or drink or mow the lawn...
1255. Tailored to suit your delusions.
1256. Fiendishly stupid.
1257. All your babes are belong to us.
1258. Your fear is a testament to our awesome power.
1259. A Bomis a day will keep your mother in tears.
1260. You love Bomis and will praise it often.
1261. Don't just sit there, click something, damn you!
1262. From the reblime to the subdiculous.
1263. Subliminimal messiahages abomisund.
1264. Not just different, wrong.
1265. Monkeys do it, so why can't we?
1266. We are not a role model.
1267. This little piggy went to market...and BOUGHT PORNO!
1268. Two bean cans, some string, and a small monkey.
1269. Fools for your love.
1270. Chewed up, spit out, and left for dead.
1271. We hate the Internet, and it shows.
1272. We buy flowers just to watch them die.
1273. The narrow focus of the narrow-minded.
1274. Now hiring mimes.
1275. Dot is our middle name.
1276. Our god is bigger than your god.
1277. Are you offended? Good!
1278. Don't let ennui get a foothold in your pants.
1279. Almost as good as UltraBomis.
1280. You know, the one with the slogans.
1281. God bless us, everyone. Except you.
1282. Don't think...feel. No, not down there.
1283. Attention doctors: Please name your next disease after Bomis.
1284. Slogans make baby Jesus cry.
1285. The very word makes me stiffen.
1286. Your tax dollars at work.
1287. It's like church...with nudity.
1288. I think she likes you.
1289. In love with your pants.
1290. Do it for the children.
1291. Intercontinental ballistic fun.
1292. Etymology: Latin, bomi sic mundi, pop goes the world
1293. All our pets are named George Foreman.
1294. More slogans than a bag of shaved weasels.
1295. We feel naked without you and it feels great.
1296. We screw the other guy, and pass the savings on to you.
1297. Who's a pretty bird?
1298. I remember when this was all just fields.
1299. It's an honor just to be nominated.
1300. The camera is for research purposes only.
1301. A devastating indictment of contemporary values.
1302. Still wet from the last ride.
1303. Goes 0 to 60 in one click.
1304. Your head, our platter.
1305. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
1306. Sure we could try harder, but why?
1307. Like a million badgers undulating in unison.
1308. We regret to inform you that you suck.
1309. Voulez vous coucher avec moi, Bomis?
1310. Textured to look like html.
1311. Share it with someone you're trying to dump.
1312. Alan Greenspan's pimp.
1313. Fun for a small fraction of the family.
1314. Like a home for those who have a home already.
1315. Blame it on the Canadians.
1316. The danger is no longer theoretical.
1317. The birthplace of rock and roll.
1318. Hungry for your love.
1319. Bomis now...apocalypse later.
1320. This is what we in Sweden call "Beduinfälla".
1321. Reserve your applause until after the slogan.
1322. Two dollars short of a good time.
1323. Bomis is back, and this time it's black!
1324. We'll ask the questions around here.
1325. What better reason to shave yourself?
1326. The site from Nantucket.
1327. First in war, first in peace, last in the American League.
1328. Stays strong even after 500 flushes.
1329. Don't thank us - thank gravity!
1330. No one expects you to understand.
1331. You already know too much.
1332. Little people with sharp teeth.
1333. So crazy it just might work.
1334. Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for salamanders.
1335. This slogan contains ten words, eighteen syllables, and sixty-one letters.
1336. aka, Badgerdom.
1337. Now in creamy and chunky.
1338. Use only in well-ventilated areas.
1339. Must...drop...pantaloons!
1340. Important in some deep sense you can never hope to understand.
1341. Relief from a vengeful God.
1342. It's a paradigm shift in a can.
1343. We will make the world pay for what it did to us.
1344. Harsh but fair.
1345. Chock full of barnyard droppings.
1346. None of this will make sense in the morning.
1347. When life gives you lemons, kick it in the nuts and run.
1348. Straight from nature to you.
1349. Bomis is not run by monkeys. It's run by a monkey.
1350. Enjoy our salad bar.
1351. Where glamour goes country.
1352. We control 92% of the worlds trinkets.
1353. Twice the size of paradise.
1354. Saving the world...one monkey at a time.
1355. Finding work for idle hands.
1356. Animosity on a high horse.
1357. The Indians call it maize.
1358. Untamed by the chains of morality, decency, and common sense.
1359. Where 'happy' is a swear word.
1360. See you in your dreams, baby.
1361. Where the laws of physics break down and cry.
1362. Ask yourself - Is this really how you want to spend your life?
1363. We practice random acts of stochasticism.
1364. (did I say that out loud?)
1365. The spiny chinchilla of love.
1366. At a distance, indistinguishable from a glowing box.
1367. Where profundity goes topless.
1368. Better than sex with an eggplant (unless you're an eggplant).
1369. Moist and chewy on the outside, wet and gooey on the inside.
1370. The wings beneath your wind.
1371. Actual results may vary.
1372. He who controls Bomis, controls the world.
1373. Repulsive, yet oddly compelling.
1374. Send this slogan to ten other websites or you will die.
1375. Not intended for internal use.
1376. Stuck in the well. Again.
1377. Down to our last zillion brain cells.
1378. Capitalism's dirty secret.
1379. Putting the romance back into animal-fat rendering.
1380. A rhythmic ceremonial ritual, and you're not invited.
1381. In a test of character, we'll be your cheat sheet.
1382. We will treat you to cheese.
1383. Rectitudinous to a fault.
1384. Easier than baking sheep.
1385. Replete with meat.
1386. This is the first slogan to use the word plop.
1387. Don't stop, even if we tell you to.
1388. Subliminal, but only for a second.
1389. The collision of profundity and profanity.
1390. Keeping an eye on things till the apes take over.
1391. Believe in the power of the rally monkey.
1392. Only you can prevent forests.
1393. Salvation in a can.
1394. Bomis is to monkey as monkey is to ultra-monkey.
1395. A miasma of asinine cliches.
1396. We secretly videotape people to see how paranoid they are.
1397. We don't need no stinkin' exclamation point.
1398. Four legs bad, two legs good, three legs best.
1399. Things will be different under our regime.
1400. We started out in a garage and ended up in a shed.
1401. Impress your friends. Frighten your parents.
1402. Rouse the monkeys. At dawn, we swim to freedom.
1403. We knew you'd be back. They always come back.
1404. If loving Bomis is wrong, we don't want to be right.
1405. Close your eyes and think of England.
1406. Who do you believe - us, or your mother?
1407. We're not too big to care. We just don't.
1408. Behold, the secret slogan burial grounds.
1409. Bastard love child of the First Amendment.
1410. Bomis has left the building.
1411. Taste the difference love makes.
1412. We're not powerful, but our stench is.
1413. Put your whole self in, and shake it all about.
1414. One of love's embarrasing side effects.
1415. Bombing the Internet back to the stone age.
1416. Loved by most, illegal in Afghanistan.
1417. An equal opportunity offender.
1418. If you think this slogan sucked, wait till you see the next one.
1419. We put the 'u' in you
1420. You'll love it more than you love yourself.
1421. Feeling lucky, punk?
1422. You know what they say about the green ones...
1423. Glaringly insignificant.
1424. Seldom has a pork product moved so many people in so many ways.
1425. Hit reload all you want. You'll never find the secret slogan.
1426. No, you suck.
1427. Correction: The third word in the previous slogan should have been "moist". Thank you.
1428. Honey, come here quick - they're showing my slogan!
1429. What Bomis wants, Bomis gets. In this case, a large gibbon.
1430. Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
1431. Our ploy is to make you click the "Reload" button several times
1432. Avert your eyes, infidel.
1433. I got your slogan - right here!
1434. Ask your doctor if Bomis may be right for you.
1435. Do you even have a job anymore?
1436. Why the pilgrims came to America.
1437. If you don't like this slogan we'll just die.
1438. What part of "Bomis" don't you understand?
1439. Lemurs check in, but they don't check out.
1440. Do you like me? YES/NO (circle one)
1441. Not just cowboy monkeys riding dogs. Cowboy monkeys riding dogs, Old School.
1442. We would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling badgers.
1443. You people make me sick.
1444. Bomis loves you. And your money.
1445. A site about nothing.
1446. Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
1447. It's all in the hips.
1448. Don't call us heroes. We'd do it for nothing.
1449. So easy, even a monkey could use it. But monkeys are too smart for that.
1450. Where the spider monkey of life swings from the prehensile tail of cosmic indifference.
1451. Monkeys in capes pretending to be superheroes.
1452. Dont thank us, thank our monkey.
1453. You and me, Baby. We could really spin monkeys.
1454. Heads, we all get jobs. Tails, we sell the bong and make a website.
1455. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
1456. Part of your well-balanced death.
1457. Our name: Bomis. Our purpose: Gerbil.
1458. Respect our authority!
1459. Hold still while Bomis probes you.
1460. Equidistant between Boise and oblivion.
1461. For when you're too lazy to use your imagination.
1462. Two wrongs make one Bomis.
1463. Now it all makes sense. Well, not really.
1464. This seemed like a good slogan at the time.
1465. You only need one Bomis to change a light bulb.
1466. It doesn't rhyme with anything bad.
1467. Where reclusion is parlayed into a really big web site.
1468. Six billion served, and that's just on prom night.
1469. Bomis: Bomis: Bomis: System failure: System failure: Had you going: Had you going: Had you going:
1470. Because grilledchesse.com was taken.
1471. Stop looking at our slogan, you pig.
1472. It's like sitting next to special people on the bus.
1473. Not your father's search engine. Possibly your mother's.
1474. Go ahead, leave. See if we care.
1475. Finally, a practical use for computers.
1476. Love makes the world go round. Bomis makes it rock back and forth.
1477. New but not fangled.
1478. The best reason you have for staying alive.
1479. Angry at ourselves, but taking it out on the world.
1480. All right, we love you. Now bend over.
1481. Where 'Love thy neighbor' takes on a sinister new meaning.
1482. Where badgers suck badgers in our amazing Badger Suck Fest.
1483. The new name in faceless evil.
1484. Poignant, yet unsophisticated.
1485. 33% more equal than others.
1486. Forgotten, but not gone.
1487. Infecting the world with latin rhythm.
1488. The religion of tomorrow, today.
1489. Pointless slogans involving monkeys delivered 24/7...by monkeys.
1490. We go to eleven.
1491. The madder Bomis gets, the stronger Bomis gets.
1492. You are here: X
1493. Welcome, humans!
1494. All links lead to Bomis.
1495. Comedy + Tragedy + Trailor Park = Bomis
1496. Where the atavisms run naked and free.
1497. Doing God's work so He doesn't have to.
1498. Big and stupid.
1499. Run by fat, balding 40-year-old men with ponytails.
1500. It doesn't get scared. It doesn't get happy. It doesn't get sad. It just runs programs.
1501. Should only be used in conjunction with the Internet.
1502. Under the circumstances, Bomis just makes sense.
1503. 33% more like ourselves than the leading brand.
1504. The true measure of a man's greatness.
1505. Note to self: write better slogans.
1506. We exist. Deal with it.
1507. Bomis likes movies about gladiators.
1508. The clown princes of basket weaving.
1509. Repressed, as God intended.
1510. You?!?! But we heard you were dead!
1511. ...or so the Germans would have us believe.
1512. Could you stop that clicking? We're trying to work here.
1513. We know what's best for you but we're not telling.
1514. Trust us, this will all make sense after you've taken off your pants.
1515. Why can't you be more like your brother?
1516. Are you our new daddy?
1517. Fully functional. Just not in the mood.
1518. The digital embodiment of all that is bovine.
1519. We exist in a symbiotic relationship with your pants.
1520. Categorically stupid.
1521. Would now be a bad time to mention that we're not wearing pants?
1522. Give a man a Bomis, and he will surf for a while, then fall asleep.
1523. Building a giant catapult to throw ourselves off this cursed island.
1524. Crossing that line that should never be crossed while riding a minature pony.
1525. Working to keep the top of your screen a little greener.
1526. We know the correct answer to every 'why' question.
1527. Scientifically designed to make you stupid.
1528. It's a lot like two ply toilet paper, if you think about it.
1529. A bird in the hand is probably dead.
1530. Intellectually bereft, morally bankrupt.
1531. The Internet in perpetual puberty.
1532. For an even better web site, click here.
1533. We exist in five dimensions. Wanna see?
1534. Like using one hundred leashed gerbils to mow your lawn.
1535. Your most trusted dog grooming site.
1536. Indexed for your pleasure.
1537. Find Bernie the Bomis Bear for free merchandise!
1538. Bomis loves you, even though you were a mistake.
1539. Makes about as much sense as that giant turtle behind you.
1540. It's OK. We're wasting our lives too.
1541. Internet whores with hearts of gold.
1542. The little website that wouldn't.
1543. God would have wanted it that way.
1544. Nature's best contraceptive.
1545. We deny half the allegations - but we're not saying which half.
1546. Only evil on odd numbered days.
1547. The shy, sensitive one.
1548. Bomis recapitulates philogeny.
1549. The future of an illusion.
1550. A bloated cyst on the underbelly of the West.
1551. Where slogans go to live.
1552. We believe in life before death.
1553. It's all fun and games until someone loses a spleen.
1554. Helping you become a seething quagmire of neuroses.
1555. Our gray matter is actually black matter washed in cheap detergent.
1556. Where searches and engines collide.
1557. We won't be happy until all the pandas are dead.
1558. Like your mother's feminine longing, only longer.
1559. Putting the exuberance back into irrationality.
1560. If we played an instrument, it would be you.
1561. I see a Bomis in your near future.
1562. Slogans so advanced you need a computer to read them.
1563. Where your brain goes when no one's looking.
1564. The Canadians call us Boumis.
1565. Based on the novel of the same name.
1566. Equal parts Bomis, pestilence, and patroleum jelly.
1567. Ogae otae omisBae otae etgae ethae uffstae.
1568. Searching for things mother nature never intended.
1569. Some like it lukewarm.
1570. But if there is no Bomis, where does my tooth go?
1571. Nice T-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
1572. We're here to kick ass and chew gum - and we're all out of ass.
1573. Hark! What light shines through yonder monitor breaks?
1574. We embrace diversity, but you're not included.
1575. For God's sake, at least wear clean underwear.
1576. It is profound in its simplicity.
1577. Who wants a dead squirrel?
1578. May capitalism ring!
1579. There's no "I" in "team" because it's in "Bomis".
1580. Smarter than your average bear, but dumber than your average porcupine.
1581. Who knew ignorance could be so pleasant?
1582. Where the ants look like tiny, tiny people.
1583. A good way to meet chicks.
1584. We put the "blishmen" in "antidisestablishmentarianism".
1585. You'll miss the point if you come here sober.
1586. You'll be amazed by our cunning stunts.
1587. Go on, take a bite. We taste like chicken.
1588. Bomis will make you rich. Or itch. Or both.
1589. Big ups to the DJs that play us.
1590. Genetically engineered for your convenience.
1591. Slogans aren't bad, they're just written that way.
1592. Bomis is really a peaceful religion.
1593. You like it, and it likes you.
1594. What the Hell are you looking at?
1595. If I were a Bomis, where would I be?
1596. If this wasn't such a bad slogan it would be on Bomis.
1597. Each page made with 5 ounzes of milk.
1598. As shallow as it may be, we like to hear that we're pretty.
1599. More cliches than you can shake a stick at.
1600. Because if we didn't exist, what would people rub up against to smell better?
1601. We fornicate so you don't have to.
1602. They have the internet on computers now?
1603. Real men eat vegans.
1604. You will see this exact same fortune on the website known as Bomis.
1605. Never trust an animal who likes the blues.
1606. Use Bomis or no one will have sex with you.
1607. Isolationists of the world, unite!
1608. Support mental health or we'll kill you.
1609. The conscience of a nation.
1610. Don't you think you've had enough?
1611. As if a thousand voices all cried out at once, and then were silent.
1612. Talk to the hand, baby...
1613. The most rewarding colossal waste of time since Pong.
1614. A new dilemma for a new age.
1615. Worthless as an IT resume.
1616. It's the slogans, stupid.
1617. This slogan is coming from inside your house!
1618. A rest stop on the road to ruin.
1619. Not the end of the internet, but you can see it from here.
1620. The web site that thinks for you.
1621. One thousand pardons, sahib.
1622. We're sorry to inform you that you tested positive for underwear.
1623. Come for the dogma, stay for the pies.
1624. For the man who has everything, except a life.
1625. Your descent into madness starts now.
1626. The site with the raw intensity of uncooked meat.
1627. In association with the immutable laws of physics.
1628. You can stay, but your pants will have to wait outside.
1629. When you aren't looking, this slogan is in Spanish.
1630. This site is so 20th century.
1631. Our inner child is coffee.
1632. It's soylently delicious.
1633. Now let's traipse.
1634. Laughing in the face of danger when it isn't looking.
1635. Punch the monkey, win a night in jail.
1636. After this, we're all going to the beach, 'kay?
1637. My mother said that to me once.....ONCE!
1638. We like dark meat.
1639. ( o Y o ) <--- Feauturing new, edgier slogan content!
1640. Whatever it is, it's growing larger.
1641. You're like gravy in our hands.
1642. Coats, soothes, relieves itself all over your shoes.
1643. My wombat thinks your mom is cute.
1644. Please make the required trouserial altitude adjustment now. Thank you.
1645. The ancient evil with a creamy center.
1646. Get 3cc's of slogans STAT!
1647. The website that just won't play nice.
1648. A twisted cry for help.
1649. What would Bomis do?
1650. Its goes from suck to blow.
1651. Like walking naked through a herd of pygmy nut cannibals.
1652. We appreciate your obedience.
1653. Our bark is worse than our bite. Our breath is worse than our bark.
1654. We put the 'm' in stupid.
1655. There are too many slogans nowadays. Please eliminate three.
1656. Como una serpiente en los pantalones de la desesperación.
1657. Your id in overdrive.
1658. Objects in Bomis may be slutier than they appear.
1659. Voted least likely to boast about the absence of body odor award.
1660. We subvert the dominant power hierarchy so you don't have to.
1661. Our website is like cheese in many ways that we choose not to specify.
1662. Man, does that suck.
1663. A painful reminder of your inadequacies.
1664. Bigger than chicken little, but smaller than chicken big.
1665. Holding Al Gore's pants hostage since 2001.
1666. Charming the pants off cyberspace since before you were born.
1667. 30% less redundant than itself.
1668. Your mouth will love it.
1669. Where violence never solves anything...for long.
1670. Professional squirrel wranglers.
1671. Satisfaction guaranteed. Just not now.
1672. Driving a go-cart around the moebius strip of your mind.
1673. "...and then Bomis ran into my knife.....twice"
1674. Oh...my...God, Becky. Look...at her...Bomis.
1675. We said we'd stop at 1658 and damn it, we mean it!
1676. Misleading you for your own good.
1677. Voted 'most likely to win a self-referential award' award.
1678. Like all your favorite zoo animals rolled into one.
1679. What happened to you, man? It used to be about the slogans.
1680. Dog served any style.
1681. It's like regime change for your underwear.
1682. Our cows are happy.
1683. Osama bin Laden, in the conservatory, with a revolver.
1684. A pox on your chickens!
1685. Chaos, categorized.
1686. Add water, makes it's own sauce.
1687. The best site on the Internet, except for all the others.
1688. Makes you wonder...
1689. Bomis is what Willis is talkin 'bout.
1690. Making the social compact smaller.
1691. 50 years ago, this would have been futuristic.
1692. Only Bomis will know. And your grandma.
1693. We put the b in dumb.
1694. I read Bomis for the articles.
1695. Where the '70s are still alive in all their ... glory?
1696. Shamelessly pointless, but in a good way...if you're a badger.
1697. Bomis cares. Just not about you.
1698. Hey Ben, I'm on Bomis!
1699. Now made from real pretend.
1700. We put frosting where frosting shouldn't go.
1701. If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
1702. Chicks digs us for caring.
1703. It's back in style.
1704. Ask for a free sample.
1705. Steal this slogan.
1706. The plural of Bomis cannot be uttered.
1707. Eventually we want to direct.
1708. Our cat's imaginary pet penguin thinks you're weird.
1709. Obey, already!
1710. We'll make a man outta ya!
1711. There was a Mrs. Bomis once.... Don't ask.
1712. Bomis respectfully requests a bite of your lunch.
1713. Remember that goldfish you flushed? That's right - it became Bomis.
1714. Up to our ass in charm.
1715. Every click like a knife in your mother's back.
1716. Yes, your dead grandmother does watch you at night and is very disappointed.
1717. Where the good times saunter.
1718. Marco...
1719. The parsley of Omaha.
1720. Statistically speaking, the average human has half a penis.
1721. We'll grow up when you do.
1722. Moist in all the right places.
1723. A cave to your spelunker.
1724. Sometimes we get the feeling you're just using us for our slogans.
1725. You would if you loved me.
1726. Our fascination with monkeys is finally paying off!
1727. Need a Bomis, take a Bomis. Have a Bomis, leave a Bomis.
1728. Mom's trust Bomis. Shouldn't you?
1729. The secret ingredient is meat.
1730. The only place in the world that isn't someplace else.
1731. Keeping dogs out of heaven by a special arrangement with God.
1732. The least predicted event in human history.
1733. This entire site is the product of a rounding error.
1734. Like a rhinestone cow.
1735. Grandmothers are not toys.
1736. We hate you and everything you stand for.
1737. If you lived here you'd be home by now.
1738. Hello. My name is Bomis Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1739. Still retro after all these years.
1740. Turns out we didn't need the slogans after all.

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