Garnish and serve.
Soothing relief for those hard to reach places.
With nine essential vitamins.
The name says it all.
Are we there yet?
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A site so nice they named it once.
Building a better moosetrap.
Bill Clinton slept here.
If not now, who?
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Now legal in 51 states.
Worth 2.5 birds in the bush.
We're blinded by delusions of adequacy.
These are the sites that try men's souls.
Built by 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters.
Wild horses did in fact drag us away.
Better to reign in Hell than to surf at Bomis.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Bomis is your friend.
A Bomis a day keeps the doctor away.
Cogito, ergo Bomis.
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Bomis.
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Bomis...
Able was I, ere I saw Bomis
I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no Bomis.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of Bomis.
Thesis, Antithesis, Bomis.
A man, a plan, a canal - Bomis.
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, served with a side of slaw.
Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, Bomis.
Where every day is Christmas (except Christmas).
All the world loves a clown and all the clowns love Bomis.
Life's greatest joys will not seek out the passive heart, but Bomis will.
Garbage in, Bomis out.
Don't be fooled by imitations - be fooled by Bomis!
We are dangerous and we must be stopped.
We're only irritating until you get used to us.
A huge multi-million dollar corporation trying to be cool.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Cruel and unusual.
New, but not improved.
The Internet's unanticipated love child.
The secret ingredient is banality.
Manufacturing consent since 1996.
Vermin in suits.
The jokes on you, sucker.
Bomis sucks less.
Paved with good intentions.
Not a conspiracy.
Consider this a warning.
Believe as we do or thou shalt be burned.
Embrace it or be swept aside.
Bask in our reflected glory.
We make the trains run on time.
A proud member of the World Oversight Committee.
Swollen with power.
Who died and made us king?
The squishiest, floppiest rats on the web!
A is for Bomis. B is for Bomis. C is for Bomis . . . You get the point.
Straddling the heavens like a god gone mad.
Not to be confused with the raving lunatic of the same name.
You are now officially dead.
Our mice will eat your flowers! Run away!
We put the rings around Uranus.
Einstein was right! Einstein was right!!
Blissfully grazing in our field, unaware of the doom that awaits.
If I said you had a nice Bomis would you hold it against me?
For the next 10 minutes you may speak our name in vain.
This year, vote for lying hypocrites...oh, wait.
Like a religion, but without the guilt.
Is that a tilda in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
If it feels good, do it twice.
You will get wet.
A vacation for your brain.
Finite but unbounded.
Your back door to the future.
Voted "Best of the Net" by the owners of Bomis.
Dogs allowed.
More than just a web site - a really big web site.
There are no songs about us yet.