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- Before I start, would my mother approve of all this?
According to a recent survey, fewer than 90% of all mothers object to Bomis.
- Is Bomis just another large, soulless corporation?
No. Bomis is a small, soulless corporation.
- If there was no Bomis, would the world continue?
Though there is disagreement among the experts, in the opinion of many informed
persons the answer is no.
- Why is love so painful, and what is Bomis doing about it?
When we love, we make
ourselves vulnerable. We set ourselves up for disappointment and loss. Bomis is currently
developing Java enhanced software to correct this.
- You know how, sometimes people who are insane think everyone is always looking at them?
Well, what if people really were always looking at you? Would you be insane for noticing?
You'd be insane for asking.
- If I gave Bomis money, could I be your friend?
Yes. In fact, that's the only way you can be our friend.
- What will Bomis do after it controls the world?
The current plan calls for making everything better for everyone. And, we will
rename all the vegetables.
- What can ordinary people like me do to be more like Bomis?
Consistently say and do things that make no sense yet somehow offend stupid people.
- So many intelligent, respectable people have said such great things about
Bomis. Can it all be true?
Well, we're not one's to blow our own horn, but tell me, could 50 million Bomis fans be wrong?
- But aren't you just pandering to morons?
Why, yes. Yes we are pandering to morons.
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