I am obsessed with Bomis. Is this healthy?
It is both healthy and normal. You should be proud.

I'm having trouble sleeping at night. What should I do?
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Get a new wife.

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Of course not. Now go click some ads until you calm down.

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What if the planet explodes?
This is a very real concern, because if the planet did explode, you would no longer be able to surf Bomis. To be safe, you should spend extra time surfing Bomis now.

You think I'm fat, don't you?
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